February 2009
41 posts
“I have read and agree to the fascinating terms of service.”
– They really are facinating….really.
January 2009
56 posts
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. - Scott Adams
“i’m on the up and up.” - matt theissen
“cause you confuse me more than anyone.” - matt theissen
learning “taylor” by jack johnson on the guitar….so hard but so worth it.
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. - John Ciardi
“In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.”
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Cossman
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard
is wondering, “what should i name my new music project??”
wondrous pictures
below. i absolutely love them.
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard
It is bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis
I swear that you believed me when I told you that I was Superman. - Shawn Harris
applying for BYU.
new monitor = SO good.
I GOT A NEW PHONE!!!!
I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. - Fred Allen
and when you’re true to your heart, i know it’ll lead straight to me. - 98 Degrees. (yes indeed)
this is the future, and you are alive.
listening to backstreet boys. booyah.
Geronimo! Geronimo! Geronimo! ….Pocahontas!
The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its enemies is lunch. - Michael Friedman
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record. -Tom Masson
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative. - Kurt Vonnegut
